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May 31st, 2009
07:26 pm - The Local Mall Has A Store Dedicated To Designer Beanbag Chairs I have no idea what this implies. Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: surprised Current Music: Phil Collins - True Colors
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May 2nd, 2009
February 24th, 2009
08:42 am - Not Sure What To Make Of This...
 Shot at 2009-02-24 Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: confused
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January 10th, 2009
01:13 am - Comedy Club I was at this Comedy Club this evening, and one guy in the audience started causing some trouble with some other guests. It was this black guy in the back who would not calm down and shut up during the show, and other patrons were complaining.
The bouncer stepped in and the guy started getting really angry at him, calling him a racist and some other names. I'm guessing that this wayward patron was kicked out, as I didn't see him there later. Either way, he must have been drunk or high or stupid or something, as the bouncer was also black. Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: amused
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December 8th, 2008
10:02 pm - New Nominee For Most Annoying Task In The World It took two adjustable spanners of different sizes before I could correct a Brita filter with a misaligned adaptor that connects it to the faucet's head.
Thanks to such Brita catastrophes, even condo dwellers such as myself need a goodly stash of tools in reserve. Current Location: My Condo
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July 2nd, 2008
11:04 pm - Too Many Pirates. Not enough ninjas. Current Location: My Condo
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June 14th, 2008
04:34 pm - This image makes me mildly uncomfortable If it's photoshopped, it's a damn good job.
 Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: shocked
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April 6th, 2008
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December 12th, 2007
10:11 pm - The Terrifying Toothpick Fish This is the most disturbing article I have ever read.
'The vast freshwater ecosystem of the Amazon River is home to abundant animal life, and many of its species thrive by virtue of their ferocity. If one were to ask the locals which of the river's indigenous species is the most treacherous, a few might describe the roaming packs of carnivorous piranhas, or the massive anaconda snakes; but based on the general sentiment of the region, the most frequently uttered response would be "candirĂº."'
Read on, if you dare. Men especially are cautioned. Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: uncomfortable
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November 22nd, 2007
11:26 pm - Husky & Kitten This is too cute for words...
Current Location: My Condo
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November 7th, 2007
08:07 pm - What the heck? Did someone come along and clean the outside of the peephole on my front door?
Weird... Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: confused
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October 2nd, 2007
September 7th, 2007
11:04 pm - Lions and Tigers Can Be Affected by Catnip I find this endlessly amusing. Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: amused
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August 8th, 2007
07:01 pm - Rejection Hotline... This Is Pure Gold! Here is a number you can use if anyone ever asks for your telephone number and you don't want to give the correct number.
647-476-4910 This is the Toronto area code.
Also for other areas: 204-272-3976 (Winnipeg) 250-984-0686 (Victoria) 403-775-9982 (Calgary) 514-667-0361 (Montreal) 519-488-2355 (London) 613-686-3620 (Ottawa) 647-476-4910 (Toronto) 778-786-8557 (Vancouver) 780-669-5270 (Edmonton) 905-963-0318 (Hamilton) Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: amused
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August 6th, 2007
July 30th, 2007
09:57 pm - The Cat Went Splat... One lady in my condo complex had someone's cat land on her 8th floor terrace. Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: uncomfortable
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July 28th, 2007
10:27 pm - Dentist That dental polish plus flouride wash stuff is one of the worst tastes ever. It's made even worse because it lingers for the whole day. Just thinking of the taste of that stuff makes me gag. The worst part is you can't properly taste food, so I avoid cooking nice food until the next day.
Ewww... I can't wait until tomorrow when the taste is gone. Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: nauseated
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