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May 31st, 2009


07:26 pm - The Local Mall Has A Store Dedicated To Designer Beanbag Chairs
I have no idea what this implies.
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] surprised
Current Music: Phil Collins - True Colors
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May 2nd, 2009


03:10 pm - From The "Articles You Never Knew Were On Wikipedia" Department...
List of Hockey players who played only one game in the NHL
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Current Mood: [mood icon] amused
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February 24th, 2009


08:42 am - Not Sure What To Make Of This...
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Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] confused
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January 10th, 2009


01:13 am - Comedy Club
I was at this Comedy Club this evening, and one guy in the audience started causing some trouble with some other guests. It was this black guy in the back who would not calm down and shut up during the show, and other patrons were complaining.

The bouncer stepped in and the guy started getting really angry at him, calling him a racist and some other names. I'm guessing that this wayward patron was kicked out, as I didn't see him there later. Either way, he must have been drunk or high or stupid or something, as the bouncer was also black.
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused

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December 8th, 2008


10:02 pm - New Nominee For Most Annoying Task In The World
It took two adjustable spanners of different sizes before I could correct a Brita filter with a misaligned adaptor that connects it to the faucet's head.

Thanks to such Brita catastrophes, even condo dwellers such as myself need a goodly stash of tools in reserve.
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July 2nd, 2008


11:04 pm - Too Many Pirates.
Not enough ninjas.
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June 14th, 2008


04:34 pm - This image makes me mildly uncomfortable
If it's photoshopped, it's a damn good job.

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Current Mood: [mood icon] shocked
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April 6th, 2008


12:27 pm - Donating blood actually does cause a measurable difference when you weigh yourself
Fascinating.
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January 28th, 2008


10:51 pm - 4100 Lumen Flashlight Sets Things on Fire!
Yes, this will be an essential tool of destruction in my quest for total world domination.
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] mischievous
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January 17th, 2008


11:01 pm - 4Chan - Top 100 Images
This is like a graphical Bash.org!
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January 5th, 2008


12:39 am - I Had Always Wondered What Rent: The Musical + Bollywood + Crack Would Look Like...

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Current Mood: [mood icon] shocked
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December 12th, 2007


10:11 pm - The Terrifying Toothpick Fish
This is the most disturbing article I have ever read.

'The vast freshwater ecosystem of the Amazon River is home to abundant animal life, and many of its species thrive by virtue of their ferocity. If one were to ask the locals which of the river's indigenous species is the most treacherous, a few might describe the roaming packs of carnivorous piranhas, or the massive anaconda snakes; but based on the general sentiment of the region, the most frequently uttered response would be "candirĂº."'

Read on, if you dare. Men especially are cautioned.
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Current Mood: [mood icon] uncomfortable
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November 22nd, 2007


11:26 pm - Husky & Kitten
This is too cute for words...


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November 7th, 2007


08:07 pm - What the heck?
Did someone come along and clean the outside of the peephole on my front door?

Weird...
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] confused
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October 2nd, 2007


06:27 pm - Skunk Lovers
A site for people who like the smell of skunks. 0_o
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] shocked
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September 7th, 2007


11:04 pm - Lions and Tigers Can Be Affected by Catnip
I find this endlessly amusing.
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused

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August 8th, 2007


07:01 pm - Rejection Hotline... This Is Pure Gold!
Here is a number you can use if anyone ever asks for your telephone number and you don't want to give the correct number.

647-476-4910
This is the Toronto area code.

Also for other areas:
204-272-3976 (Winnipeg)
250-984-0686 (Victoria)
403-775-9982 (Calgary)
514-667-0361 (Montreal)
519-488-2355 (London)
613-686-3620 (Ottawa)
647-476-4910 (Toronto)
778-786-8557 (Vancouver)
780-669-5270 (Edmonton)
905-963-0318 (Hamilton)
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August 6th, 2007


10:03 pm - List of Racial Slurs
Wikipedia is a never-ending source of entertainment!
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Current Mood: [mood icon] amused
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July 30th, 2007


09:57 pm - The Cat Went Splat...
One lady in my condo complex had someone's cat land on her 8th floor terrace.
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] uncomfortable
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July 28th, 2007


10:27 pm - Dentist
That dental polish plus flouride wash stuff is one of the worst tastes ever. It's made even worse because it lingers for the whole day. Just thinking of the taste of that stuff makes me gag. The worst part is you can't properly taste food, so I avoid cooking nice food until the next day.

Ewww... I can't wait until tomorrow when the taste is gone.
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] nauseated

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