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October 29th, 2009


08:35 pm - Latest Creation
Pomegranate juice with an ounce of white rum is fantastic.

I suppose I should update the LJ community to let everyone know that I took a bartending course for fun and got a 100% score on the final exam.
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] drunk

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October 27th, 2009


09:15 pm - Air Travel
According to the Canadian Air Transport Safety Authority, it is not permitted to pack catapults of any kind in your carry-on or checked luggage*.

* Unless approved by Air Carrier for checked luggage.
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] surprised
Current Music: Moulin Rouge OST - Come What May

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October 25th, 2009


10:02 pm - Random Amazon.COM Browsing
Smith & Wesson sells FLASHLIGHTS.

O.O
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] shocked
Current Music: Kid Rock - All Summer Long
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October 12th, 2009


05:42 pm - Scribblenauts
Scribblenauts does not know the word "popsicle".

I had to use "freeze pop."

This is surprising, considering you can summon Keyboard Cat and Chthulu.

Edit: It turns out that "popsicle" is Trademarked.
Current Location: Parents' House
Current Mood: [mood icon] surprised
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September 1st, 2009


01:49 am - Clubbing
I don't really mind going clubbing on rare occasions.

But as best I can tell, clubbing is the most efficient model businesspeople have found to monetize situations and services that artificially enhance a person's self-perception of social value for the purpose of temporarily giving them a feeling of enhanced abilities to convey this artificially heightened social value to others who are vain enough to care about that sort of thing.

Blech.

And I'm really not a fan of seven dollar beers either.
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] tired

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August 30th, 2009


05:12 pm - Christmas in August @ Costco
This has officially gone too far.

Costco is now displaying lighted Christmas Trees and has two rows full of Christmas decorations, gift bags, and other assorted trimmings.
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: outraged

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August 18th, 2009


12:27 am - Forum Hilarity
One of the forums I visit has an annual "User Awards" contest where people vote on who is the most helpful user, the most knowledgeable user, the funniest user, which threads are the most useful, etc.

This year, one poster who is a Notorious Troll managed to get voted as the #1 "Off Topic Forum" poster because of the hilarity that ensued from the flame wars and arguments that came whenever he posted. He was known to have incredibly stupid and racist opinions.

And when he won the "Off Topic Forum" award and sent his contact information in to the forum admins so he could receive his prize, the admins realised that the e-mail address belonged to a previously banned user.

So they banned him again.

Internet Darwin Award, methinks?
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused
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August 15th, 2009


12:02 am - Internet Argument!
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Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused
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August 12th, 2009


11:11 pm - Wanda Sykes on Gay Marriage
This is brilliant.


Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused

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August 6th, 2009


09:36 pm - Home Bathrooms
I think that putting a urinal in home bathrooms would do much to end the war over the toilet seat's position.
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused
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July 26th, 2009


08:48 pm - This is the wierdest blog I have ever seen
http://faroutworld.blogspot.com/2007_08_05_archive.html
It is full of all kinds of random pictures.


Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] weird
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July 12th, 2009


01:53 pm - Song Of The Week!
She Blinded Me With Science!


Current Location: My Condo
Current Music: Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science
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01:51 pm - It Must Be All The Construction Or Something.
We have 2 seasons around here, Winter and Construction.

I used to think Winter was the time when you're most likely to get rear-ended due to fools who drive around on poorly inflated balding all-season tires on ice. But not today.

Damned construction leads to bumper-to-bumper traffic. It's a miracle I got home unscathed.
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] annoyed
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July 3rd, 2009


10:22 pm - For Those "Christmas Music in July" Impluses...
Yeah, so sometimes I feel like listening to Christmas music when it's nowhere near Christmas.

The good thing about Traditional Trinidadian Christmas Music ("Parang") is that it does not sound like normal Western Christmas Music. You can listen to it openly and most people don't know what it is because Parang is in Spanish, but sung with a Trinidadian accent by people who don't actually know Spanish (who learned it from other people or records sung by others who did not know Spanish.)
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] relaxed
Current Music: Scrunter - Piece Ah Pork
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June 9th, 2009


12:24 am - I Quite Like The New 13" MacBook Pro...
Finally I may have to give in and actually get one.
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] impressed
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June 5th, 2009


06:17 pm - Redundancy of the Day
Today I received a shipment of synthetic wine corks.

The box was padded with styrofoam packing chips.
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] surprised
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May 31st, 2009


07:26 pm - The Local Mall Has A Store Dedicated To Designer Beanbag Chairs
I have no idea what this implies.
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] surprised
Current Music: Phil Collins - True Colors
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May 19th, 2009


07:02 pm - DailyCostume
www.dailycostume.com == WIN
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] impressed

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May 2nd, 2009


03:10 pm - From The "Articles You Never Knew Were On Wikipedia" Department...
List of Hockey players who played only one game in the NHL
Current Location: My Condo
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused
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April 25th, 2009


01:07 am - ToneMatrix
This is the most addictive site I have seen this year. (Audio requred)

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Current Location: My Condo
Current Music: ToneMatrix!
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