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October 29th, 2009
08:35 pm - Latest Creation Pomegranate juice with an ounce of white rum is fantastic.
I suppose I should update the LJ community to let everyone know that I took a bartending course for fun and got a 100% score on the final exam. Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: drunk
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October 27th, 2009
09:15 pm - Air Travel According to the Canadian Air Transport Safety Authority, it is not permitted to pack catapults of any kind in your carry-on or checked luggage*.
* Unless approved by Air Carrier for checked luggage. Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: surprised Current Music: Moulin Rouge OST - Come What May
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October 25th, 2009
10:02 pm - Random Amazon.COM Browsing Smith & Wesson sells FLASHLIGHTS.
O.O Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: shocked Current Music: Kid Rock - All Summer Long
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October 12th, 2009
05:42 pm - Scribblenauts Scribblenauts does not know the word "popsicle".
I had to use "freeze pop."
This is surprising, considering you can summon Keyboard Cat and Chthulu.
Edit: It turns out that "popsicle" is Trademarked. Current Location: Parents' House Current Mood: surprised
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September 1st, 2009
01:49 am - Clubbing I don't really mind going clubbing on rare occasions.
But as best I can tell, clubbing is the most efficient model businesspeople have found to monetize situations and services that artificially enhance a person's self-perception of social value for the purpose of temporarily giving them a feeling of enhanced abilities to convey this artificially heightened social value to others who are vain enough to care about that sort of thing.
Blech.
And I'm really not a fan of seven dollar beers either. Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: tired
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August 30th, 2009
05:12 pm - Christmas in August @ Costco This has officially gone too far.
Costco is now displaying lighted Christmas Trees and has two rows full of Christmas decorations, gift bags, and other assorted trimmings. Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: outraged
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August 18th, 2009
12:27 am - Forum Hilarity One of the forums I visit has an annual "User Awards" contest where people vote on who is the most helpful user, the most knowledgeable user, the funniest user, which threads are the most useful, etc.
This year, one poster who is a Notorious Troll managed to get voted as the #1 "Off Topic Forum" poster because of the hilarity that ensued from the flame wars and arguments that came whenever he posted. He was known to have incredibly stupid and racist opinions.
And when he won the "Off Topic Forum" award and sent his contact information in to the forum admins so he could receive his prize, the admins realised that the e-mail address belonged to a previously banned user.
So they banned him again.
Internet Darwin Award, methinks? Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: amused
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August 15th, 2009
12:02 am - Internet Argument! Pic:
 Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: amused
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August 12th, 2009
11:11 pm - Wanda Sykes on Gay Marriage This is brilliant.
Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: amused
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August 6th, 2009
09:36 pm - Home Bathrooms I think that putting a urinal in home bathrooms would do much to end the war over the toilet seat's position. Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: amused
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July 26th, 2009
July 12th, 2009
01:53 pm - Song Of The Week! She Blinded Me With Science!
Current Location: My Condo Current Music: Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science
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01:51 pm - It Must Be All The Construction Or Something. We have 2 seasons around here, Winter and Construction.
I used to think Winter was the time when you're most likely to get rear-ended due to fools who drive around on poorly inflated balding all-season tires on ice. But not today.
Damned construction leads to bumper-to-bumper traffic. It's a miracle I got home unscathed. Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: annoyed
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July 3rd, 2009
10:22 pm - For Those "Christmas Music in July" Impluses... Yeah, so sometimes I feel like listening to Christmas music when it's nowhere near Christmas.
The good thing about Traditional Trinidadian Christmas Music ("Parang") is that it does not sound like normal Western Christmas Music. You can listen to it openly and most people don't know what it is because Parang is in Spanish, but sung with a Trinidadian accent by people who don't actually know Spanish (who learned it from other people or records sung by others who did not know Spanish.) Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: relaxed Current Music: Scrunter - Piece Ah Pork
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June 9th, 2009
12:24 am - I Quite Like The New 13" MacBook Pro... Finally I may have to give in and actually get one. Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: impressed
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June 5th, 2009
06:17 pm - Redundancy of the Day Today I received a shipment of synthetic wine corks.
The box was padded with styrofoam packing chips. Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: surprised
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May 31st, 2009
07:26 pm - The Local Mall Has A Store Dedicated To Designer Beanbag Chairs I have no idea what this implies. Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: surprised Current Music: Phil Collins - True Colors
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May 19th, 2009
07:02 pm - DailyCostume www.dailycostume.com == WIN Current Location: My Condo Current Mood: impressed
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May 2nd, 2009
April 25th, 2009
01:07 am - ToneMatrix This is the most addictive site I have seen this year. (Audio requred)

Current Location: My Condo Current Music: ToneMatrix!
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